"Buy Her Some New Underwear -- You know that feeling you have when you get a new gadget and can’t wait to try it out? That’s how girls feel when they have new underwear. Next time you guys are at Target, have her pick out a couple pairs she likes, and when you get home, you’ll have more to look forward to than putting away the paper towels."
Sooooooooo......"Ladies, your man walks in with a Target sack.  You ask what's inside and he says, "Baby, I got you a couple of pairs of panties."  What is the NEXT thing that comes out of your mouth??????